theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

gayn:

someone posted on FB “im famous on the internet xoxo l8r peasants” with this picture attatched

terrakion:

‘pokemon is for little kids’

captain-mycaptain:

Television has begun its “finale” month.

Here we go.

bigstupidbaby:

i dont have hands i type with a hotdog ive taped to my wrist