best-of-funny:

championisjustatitle:

ozwinozwald:

inkerdoodle:

When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD

http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/

you’re welcome

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rohl5:

Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?

Because i do.

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

• me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
• me: okay let's do it

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow