Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?
Because i do.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow